I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
they literally had to take this out because it was so gay
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
my english teacher made the class read and analyze this poem this morning and it was really weird like the whole class was satanically chanting “BREAD!” it was nothing i ever expected to do in my entire life
LOL. The first thing I thought of was The Simpsons, when Lisa eats Apu’s food and it’s so spicy, she says, “I can see through time.” (I’ve stolen that line for when something is hot.)
This isn’t the age of spies. This is not even the age of heroes. This is the age of miracles; and there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle.
THESE ARE PAINTINGS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE UBER HIGH RES STILLS BUT. I THINK THEY’RE PAINTINGS?
I ZOOMED IN TO CHECK AND THOSE ARE DEFINITELY PAINTINGS!! DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL FOR THOSE SKILLS? I APPLAUD YOU!!!
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THESE ARE NOT SCREENSHOTS?!?